Monday, April 27, 2009

Note to bitch-on-frisee



Why would you be on frisee anyway?  I am on prozac and prime rib puree.  You think you have trouble, my name is Trouble, first last and always.  Believe me, a multimillion dollar trust fund is not all it is cracked up to be.  How many chew toys and bully sticks can you go through a day? Honestly, I wouldn't mind a walk in Central Park  attached to anyone even an indicted sex fiend, a chance to smell the roses and anything else my heart desires, mingle with the mutts maybe get in a game or two.  But they keep me locked up in this climate controlled, satin lined penthouse with wee pads and animal planet on 24/7.  Count your blessings bitch!

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